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20. Books dont need to be assembled.
19. Books dont need batteries.
18. Books never come in the wrong color or size to fit.
17. Books dont need to be serviced by a dealer.
16. Books won't need replacement parts.
15. Books are easier to gift wrap than footballs.
14. Books dont bite, scratch or kick.
13. Books dont need watering or fertilizing.
12. Books dont irritate your allergies.
11. Books dont go out of style.
10. Books look good with any decor.
9. Books dont get aphids or attract ants.
8. Books aren't noisy & won't annoy family, friends & neighbors.
7. Books dont shrink, stretch or fade.
6. Books dont need extension cords.
5. Books wont scratch the coffee table.
4. Books dont cause cavities or get stale.
3. Books take you places without even leaving home.
2. Books are gifts which can be opened again & again.
1. Books, no matter how much you use them, are never empty. 
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